Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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