I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
she pinky promised me she was 18
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
You should frame my arrest warrant.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
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