He is such a slut. More and more my type.
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
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