if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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