Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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