just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
Me: I shouldn't go to the airport bar it's too expensive and I don't need it. Dark me: SHOTS AT 7 AM
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
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