We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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