Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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