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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
I just bought the big bottle of Patron. It looks small. What have I done with my life?
Succeeded.
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
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