How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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