Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
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