I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
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