I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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