Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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