You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
We don't watch enough power rangers
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
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