He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
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