So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
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