I'm gonna have a badass scar
When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
I feel like death gave me a hand job
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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