They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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