omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
I think I died a long time ago.
I don't know which is more embarrassing, the fact that I shat on the floor today or that I told you about it.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
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