that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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