Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
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