what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Also, i'm pretty sure i've had my birth control pill stuck in my throat since like...two pm. So i'll be practicing safe oral sex tonight.
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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