just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
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