no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
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