Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
Your parents are going to be so confused in the morning
More like pissed. but ill be sure to explain my pathological fear of terrorists hiding in the bathtub
I wish i could be there for it
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
It's okay, I found my phone in the toaster oven. Logical explanation: 5 martinis
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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