Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
Randomize
