I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
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