Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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