I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
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