yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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