i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
His hands were made for my vagina.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
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