hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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