is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
She told me I should be a condom model.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
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