Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
apparently, "please pick me up from the airport" also means "i got drunk on the flight and need to give you roadhead in broad daylight"
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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