I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
OMG I just tried to text you something dirty but accidentally texted the obama campaign
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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