Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
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