Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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