yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Randomize
