if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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