Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
Sorry about my life...
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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