We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
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