put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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