apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
Life lesson: Don't give a drunk girl a dutch oven after having taco bell. She puked all over my pillow. Funny as hell though.
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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