You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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