ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
God, you're like boner-b-gone
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
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