he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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