i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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