we're chasing vodka with high fives
How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
Why can't burritos get me drunk
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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