no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
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