It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
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