I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
I talked a bachelorette party out of a 4 person bucket of long islands, and drank it by myself. Please call me a taxi. The fat brides maid just grabbed my cock
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
My professor just gave us a margarita recipe.
Why?
Because, and I quote, he "wants to give us the tools to succeed in life."
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
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