all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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