Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
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