My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
Randomize
