ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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