The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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